The summer I turned batshit crazy

they are inventing new, scarier guys specifically for my hinge feed

he left cause he found another girl but i never left when i had another man 😔

men are sooo hot. i wish they were good people

The Life of a Show Girl

No I’m not good at parking. I’m beautiful instead

so did my ex

‘twas the night before 9/11

same people praising NFL players for posting about yesterday’s events are the ones who told people like Kaepernick to not bring politics into football…interesting

"on the rocks" is a very cunty way to ask for ice tbh

off 2 Tylenol getting a little tizzy with it

no 🫶🏼

My only regret is that we weren’t bumping that… MM caviar!!! 💖💖 xxxx

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

need to quit my job so i can fully focus on the real housewives of rhode island

Margaritaville is everywhere for those with eyes to see it

i heard too many sounds at once and now im a bitch