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Captain GetUp! Official!

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calendar_today01-04-2019 23:17:29

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People are being pretty critical about our election campaign, but I count it as an absolute win, even though we didn't get Dad elected. $10 million to win one seat is definitely worth it. #auspol #warringah 🌏 Zali Steggall MP @TonyAbbottMHR GetUp!

People are being pretty critical about our election campaign, but I count it as an absolute win, even though we didn't get Dad elected. $10 million to win one seat is definitely worth it.

#auspol #warringah <a href="/zalisteggall/">🌏 Zali Steggall MP</a> @TonyAbbottMHR <a href="/GetUp/">GetUp!</a>
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After some deliberation, I decided not to run for the Labor leadership. Sorry Dad, but I've gone and joined our union buddies in the Construction Forestry Maritime Mining Energy Union and we're backing Albo all the way. Do we like mining? No idea, but we love shouting! #auspol #albo #adani wakeuptogetup.com

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Yeah, stop bagging us, my Dad's plans were much better, everybody knows you just have to increase taxes to grow the economy. #auspol

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Well we saw how good the #StopAdani convoy went, so Dad told QLD that they needed to bring over his mate for a speaking tour. He's also having a sleepover at GetUp HQ! Who cares if QLD farmers miss out anyway, we don't even count them as Australians #auspol #Getup #qldpol

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Special thanks to @AnnastaciaMP for agreeing to fork over taxpayer dollars to bring one of our good friends Al Gore to Australia. We would have pitched in more but we kind of spent all our money on the election... #auspol #GetUp wakeuptogetup.com

Special thanks to @AnnastaciaMP for agreeing to fork over taxpayer dollars to bring one of our good friends <a href="/algore/">Al Gore</a> to Australia. We would have pitched in more but we kind of spent all our money on the election... #auspol #GetUp 

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Oooh crap. Can someone with a paper shredder please do something with any stuff I left there, you guys know what I mean. Particularly anything about 'stacking #QandA panels' #auspol

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Well we couldn't actually show Dad anything that might make him upset. And anything that went against our narrative definitely made Dad upset #auspol

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There's been a lot of talk about our good friend John Setka lately. Seeing as the CFMEU gave us over $1 million we reckon they can do whatever they want, they're good in our books. #auspol #setka wakeuptogetup.com/funding

There's been a lot of talk about our good friend John Setka lately. Seeing as the CFMEU gave us over $1 million we reckon they can do whatever they want, they're good in our books. #auspol #setka

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This has all been a silly misunderstanding, that donation was meant for us at GetUp!, that way we can run all the Labor campaigns without anyone getting their hands dirty #auspol abc.net.au/news/2019-06-1…

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And we've got a great job for him at GetUp! ready to go. Just as long as he can keep his contacts and make sure those CFMEU donations keep flowing to us #auspol

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Our good friend John Setka has gotten himself into a spot of trouble recently. We may be all over the 'woke' issues, but we won't be touching this one with a ten foot pole. After all, he's not an evil 'hard right' LNP MP, so we don't care. wakeuptogetup.com #auspol #setka

Our good friend John Setka has gotten himself into a spot of trouble recently. We may be all over the 'woke' issues, but we won't be touching this one with a ten foot pole. After all, he's not an evil 'hard right' LNP MP, so we don't care.

wakeuptogetup.com #auspol #setka
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@DasherDavies GetUp! Captain GetUp! Official! i’ve heard from folks on the ground that GetUp weren’t very helpful to zali’s campaign — wish they‘d stayed away. but the cap’n fail made up for any negativity towards GetUp!

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Oh yeah, we were meant to be doing something about this right? We even had a petition running at some point. Actually, we're still running it here: getup.org.au/campaigns/core… It's always hard to keep track of what we're meant to be outraged about, and now Dad won't return my calls

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Don't worry, it's fine everyone, I had a sit down with Dan Andrews and let him know the perfect solution. Just have to use sand that identifies as concrete. Sorted! wakeuptogetup.com #auspol

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We used to be all about protecting our good friend Julian. It was one of our first big campaigns. But he doesn't bring in the donations anymore, so we gave up. Sorry comrade, that's just how we work. No money for us, no campaign for you. wakeuptogetup.com #Assange #auspol

We used to be all about protecting our good friend Julian. It was one of our first big campaigns. But he doesn't bring in the donations anymore, so we gave up. Sorry comrade, that's just how we work. No money for us, no campaign for you.

wakeuptogetup.com #Assange #auspol
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Dear Compadres & Confidants, I'm recruiting, join me! #Folau #GoFundMe #freespeech #auspol Sign here advanceaustralia.org.au/join/?recruite…

Dear Compadres &amp; Confidants, I'm recruiting, join me! 
#Folau #GoFundMe #freespeech #auspol 

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How dare you find your voice, Australia, you're supposed to be the silent majority! I'm woke, be woke like me. Join here advanceaustralia.org.au/join #standwithizzy #auspol #Australia #ausunions

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Hi twitter. While we're loving all the outrage at the moment, it's just not enough. Our donations are drying up, so we need you to get angrier. It can be about literally anything, we don't care, just be constantly offended and give us money. #auspol advanceaustralia.org.au/join

Hi twitter. While we're loving all the outrage at the moment, it's just not enough. Our donations are drying up, so we need you to get angrier. It can be about literally anything, we don't care, just be constantly offended and give us money. #auspol

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