I encourage everyone to support the "Norway Plus Swords" model as the only lasting solution to #Brexit: I invade Britain with an army of Norwegian mercenaries, retake my ancient throne, and bring an end to all this nonsense.

When you’re feelin’ down and need to bring Brexit down, who you gonna call? Knud den Store!!

My Lord King King Cnut the Great would take this opportunity to remind those in authority that the phrase ALL MEN stands for ALL PEOPLE (regardless of gender, sex, race or nation) & is neither an error of the Chancery nor matter for negotiation. He would also wish all a Happy New Year.

Personally I favour the Norway option and I'm looking forward to direct rule from Oslo

Dear Mme Theresa May: This is how you break the gridlock in the British Althing. Let each #Brexit faction appoint a champion. Land them on some small island and let them fight the holmgang until only one remains. Theirs is the outcome favoured by God and destiny. #MeaningfulVote

While being in charge of the chancery I have always aimed to act with political neutrality for the good of the realm, I must agree with my Lord King's wise words on this matter.

I understand that Lawspeaker Bercow, whom I otherwise admire, has not selected the Viking Party amendment with my “Norway Plus Swords” model for today’s #IndicativeVotes. We are following all developments carefully. #Brexit x.com/canutusrex/sta…

Given the suspicions of certain in holy orders of his faithfulness to right doctrine, especially in matters of fidelity, even I have wondered if trial by water might not be appropriate, My Lord.

I am hearing from sources inside the Althing that today's #MeaningfulVote is likely to fail. Uthred, my scribe, and my private chancery are keeping close track of all developments. Uthred Uthredsson

In happier news, I understand that M. Liam de Foxe will soon announce new trade agreements with Tír na nÓg, Great Ireland, the Garden of the Hesperides, and The Blessed Isles of the West. #Brexit

Yes, please draft the proclamation according to our established policy, Uthred. I will make a very brief statement shortly.