The joke writes itself...

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ON BECOMING A GUINEA FOWL is the best of #Cannes so far. A sardonic family drama that explores tradition, navigating trauma and the unstoppable force that is aunties. As someone who grew up around cousins and many many aunties, it captures the generation clash perfectly. Loved.

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THE CASE OF THE BLACK PEARL - Cannes Film Festival star vanishes with fabulous black pearl viewBook.at/TheBlackPearl #Cannes #Mystery #Thriller #LinAnderson #IARTG #KU

WHISPERS OF THE DEAD - A Thrilling Scottish Crime Novel That You Won't Be Able to Put Down (pre-order your book now!) mybook.to/whispersofthed… #CrimeFiction #Thriller #LinAnderson #RhonaMacLeod #WhispersOfTheDead #CSI #Glasgow

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THE PARTY HOUSE - 'A real page-turner'... Ian Rankin
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