Quarantine Day 63: have started a deep investigation of all my family albums to pinpoint at what age, exactly, my unibrow started coming in

This is neither here nor there but it took 3.5 years of dating to find out my boyfriend has never (NEVER!) had a poached egg

From my awesome agent @amylizbishop :;

Yesterday New York did 60,435 COVID tests. Only 781 of the tests were positive — about 1%. That’s very good news.

Black writers who want to break into writing about motherhood/feminism, DM me! Would love to share any useful info (editor emails, pitch revisions, etc). Share away.

Really good news on testing. NY tested 59,341 people for COVID yesterday. Only 567 tests came back positive — 0.96% of total. That is a record low.

idk who needs to hear this but all 3 of her fellow cheetah girls congratulated raven on her wedding post on insta

Reminder: If you get a call from NYS Contact Tracing — Answer the phone! Our Contact Tracing force is working every day to help stop the spread.

Already gushed about this on Instagram but MY BOOK FINALLY HAS A COVER & A PUB DATE & IM JUST SO EXCITED

Kind of offended I wasn’t hack worthy

I feel like the world is throwing a lot my way when I honestly never got a chance to fully process the Verizon guy just... becoming the Sprint guy

More testing only uncovers more positives when there are positives to be found. In New York, daily new cases have gone down as testing has gone up.

ICYMI: My baby JUST SEND THE TEXT is finally available for preorder!! Help be a part of making my dreams come true (and also maybe overcoming your dating anxiety in the process) by ordering yourself a copy! simonandschuster.com/books/Just-Sen…

TELL ME LIESxLOVE AFFAIRS OF NATE P Not a romance, a reality. The story of a girl who falls fast, a boy who couldn't care less, and an unspoken love between them that won't go away. even after college. Even after she meets someone new. Even after he messes it up. #PitMad #A #WF

TELL ME LIESxLOVE AFFAIRS OF NATE P There's something about her Harrison refuses to hold onto, something about him Charlie can't forget. Both POVs, the story is nothing but familiar. You know, the one where you never actually dated? The one you still think about. #PitMad #A #WF

True that!!!!

With #ValentinesDay quickly approaching, time is running out for online gift shopping. 🎁 Women's Health rounded up their fool-proof suggestions, including our own #JustSendtheTextBook from dating expert and author, Candice Jalili. spr.ly/6017HbNjF

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Promoting a book is hard. Will y’all just buy it? Damn.

BIG NEWS! MAJOR NEWS!! So excited for my friend and one of the best writers I know.