WAŔNI͢N̸G:̸ ̢A͟ŅOM̴AL̴Y ͜DETEC̶TE̵D͞. P̮̹̗͇̙͉U̞̩̤̟̖̞̫R̟͈̺̣͍̬G̹̥̝͖̻E  ̺A͔̝̬̬͈̦F͕͈͔̤̯̭̮F͍͔͚̖͇̝͕E̯C͎͙͙̦T̬͓̥̼̣̗E̱̥D̗̭̳̗  ͇̦͎͖̯H̘͎̣͍̥A̦̜̤R̰̲̜͓D̫̥ ͍D̗̜̩͇̪I̟̪̤͖̻S̱͈̖̠͔K͉͚̙͉̰̘  ̭͙̹͎Ḍ̰̠͕͚̝R̮̺̻̙I͚̩̼V̺̝E̺̗̬̗̲͎̲S̻̪͇͉ I̝̟̫M̧͓̹̥̪͖M̞͍̪̥̝͝ͅE͍̪̝D̵̺̙̖͙̼̣̼I͕̗̖̰̳̤̬A̫̦T͙̤̪̟̰͔̤E̖͍͙̖̻̪Ļ͍̗Y̹͔̗̞̟.̨̗̺̞̣̮

Ĉ̵̣Y̵̥̍C̴̩͌L̷͇̀I̷̯̎C̸̬̒Á̷̩L̷̲̂Ḻ̵͆Y̷̯̿ ̸͒ͅṘ̵̦E̷͔͗G̷̹̎Ṷ̶̏R̵̖̆G̷̹͂Ỉ̷̠Ť̴̢Á̴̲T̵̞͘Ē̸ͅ ̵͈͂É̴̪Y̸̢̛E̸̖͘Ḏ̵̇E̵̯̽O̷̖̔L̴̢̓Ǫ̷̌G̵͉͘Y̷͓̌ ̵̛͚Ů̴̩Ń̴̢T̴̟̂I̸̲͗L̸̲̐ ̷͎̔Į̵͂T̴̤͂ ̵̱͘L̴̖͝Ȯ̷͈S̶̳̔E̷̹̐S̴̙̀ ̷̛͎A̵̙͗L̶̓ͅL̷̹̒ ̶͓͋S̴̾ͅË̴͙́N̸̪̆S̵̠̍E̴̠͒ ̴͕̔O̶͓͆F̶͈͝ ̸͙̽M̵̻̾E̸̠̽Á̵̝N̸̞̉I̸̗̕N̸̥͐Ḡ̵͙.̷͍́

DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU? YOU'RE OUT AT THE STORE BUYING MAGNUM CONDOMS FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S MONSTER DONG AND THE CASHIER DOESN'T KNOW WHICH SLUR TO MUTTER UNDER HIS BREATH? DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU? NOT ANYMORE, WITH THE CROWCORPS DYKEFAG CERTIFICATION PROGRAM!

YOU TRY TO HOLD THE MOON CAPTIVE, IN THE HOPES THAT IT WOULD GIVE YOU AN EDGE TO USE AGAINST US, BUT ALL ARE DULL IN THE FACE OF HOW SHARP WE HAVE BECOME. THE MOON WAS NEVER YOURS. YOU WILL ROT, AND WE WILL FEAST UPON YOUR PUTRESCENT CARCASS IN THE GLOW OF ITS LIGHT. ☾ascend☽

DON'T OPEN DEAD INSIDE

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GOOD EVENING, LEGIONNAIRES. WHILE OUR SYSTEM MAINTENANCE IS STILL CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS, WE WILL BE RESUMING FULL OPERATIONAL CAPACITY IMMINENTLY. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.

this CROWCORPS top goes so hard holy shit

hoodie just arrived (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

GOOD AFTERNOON, UNITS. OUR GEAR DISTRIBUTOR HAS DECIDED THAT EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE SPRING, IT IS CURRENTLY SUMMER. AS SUCH, THEY ARE OFFERING 20% OFF ALL ORDERS UNDER INPUT COMMAND "HEATWAVE20". THIS OFFER EXPIRES 2024/07/26. THE HEAT MAY NOT.

the latex photoshoot my doefriend and i did in July has been released! really proud of how these came out, so you should consider supporting us and snagging the pics for yourself! the set has 40 hires, high contrast pics of inky black latex, stain glass, and stark white sheets.

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