10-1 die record on the day. Upset should’ve been 11-0. Chuck Wallace we should’ve been better. Next time.

Would not. You are not my girlfriend. Delete your account.

Michael Toro Ratio

Thank you Michael Toro and Lexi Bolton for icing me while writing my second of four papers due today! #Nelk #Beer #College

Yo if you are under 21 I hope you get your fake ID taken.

#ThankYouSeniors

I’ve seen way too many “End of Year Bar Rankings” and I’m yet to see anyone rank Dagwood’s. Sad.

End of the Year Bar Rankings: Riv Can Dagwood’s/Crunchy’s Mash Lou Ha’s PT’s Landshark (Stop slandering the Shark) Fieldhouse Dublin Rick’s (I can’t stress this final pick enough) Harper’s Sound off in the comments

Would you rather have a 4 hole 1st baseman with a 3.750 OPS or a pitching staff with a sub 2 ERA?

Cuzzo is going to be a Spartan legend. Let’s do it!!!

BREAKING: MSU President Kevin Guskiewicz has released his “short list” of candidates for the next AD. Among those mentioned are Bobby Doyle and Jeff Bezos The Spartans look to have NIL at the forefront of the program for years to come. Brenton Kelley confirms

Me watching my 🐐 make it a 10-4 ball game

Shotgunned 5 beers during “Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue” Happy Derby Day Beer Olympics

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves

Michigan men will be Michigan men.

Everyone laughing at this until they realize this is actually how Quazi looks

I am proud to announce the MSU Burner Community’s official semester GPA is 3.61 with each student taking an average of 14.6 credits! Proud of these guys. Go green! #MSUBC #GoGreen #StudentAthletes

I can’t wait for my first Friday night at “The Ratio Room” in East Lansing.

The Pope Parlay™️ has been placed.

The water.