we have all these farmers growing food they can’t sell and millions of kids and poor folks who need extra food to survive and the government is just like, nah…

Sandy Koufax is coming out of the crowd to pitch the 16th

after this plane lands, anyone getting up and crowding the aisle is gunna have to answer to me!

sawing the Netflix bid right through the bone

Trump might actually release the Epstein files now to distract from what ICE and Border Patrol is doing.

it also proves ICE agents are perfectly capable of fighting with an armed protester and NOT murder them. Send the agitator to jail, send them home, all we’re asking is don’t end their goddam life!!

The mask we saw Elon wearing starting to make sense now. The purchase of Twitter starting to make sense. The purpose of X, starting to make sense.

Isn’t it weird that all the dudes that were complaining that we aren’t having enough babies are in the Epstein files

the young intern (that I sexually assaulted) who did a retweet apologizes

oh come on get out of here I stopped showering with just bar soap and bare hands years ago, my ass gets cleaned with the washest of cloth now

Dow 50,000! Also 21st out of 23.

Notice how the Flag is not at half staff when US service members have died, but it was immediately lowered for a podcaster. I hate this timeline so much.

🚨 BREAKING: The DOJ has "indefinitely paused" the unsealing of the final Epstein files, citing "regional instability" and "national security" regarding the Iran conflict. If you had ANY remaining doubts, then nobody can help you.

🚨I’d like to report a murder🚨 -also something I’ve never said in the hundreds of times I’ve ridden LA subway

If Bernie’s Social Security bill was enacted in 2021, Musk would’ve paid $2.9 billion more in taxes, Social Security would’ve been solvent for 75 years, benefits would’ve gone up by $2,400 & 93% would’ve paid $0 more in taxes. Instead, they want you to work till you drop dead.

Wait so are we not calling it the Straight of America now??

“And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven. And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.”