Badge talk blah blah blah but pretty sure he forgot that driver’s licenses exist.

Come on #BAMFam. Get us to the top of the mountain.

It’s the every season of St. Georges

Alright #Chistars, let’s get that first home dub, post-enabler.

Let the door hit you on the way out. Hard.

I take this back. Offside players totally effect the play and the goal should not count #chistars

The word we’re looking for is BULLSHIT. So whatever you want when you’re offside, just don’t touch the ball. Clean your house, NWSL.

Not a goal. Hire better refs.

NOW WE’RE COOKIN!!

Everything is awful

CHEYNA MFIN MATTHEWS!!!!

WATCHING THAT GOAL AGAIN

NBD but that was a Penn State player finding a Florida State player for #chistars THATS WHERE YA BAM BOYZ GRADUATED, FOLKS

ALYSSA NAEHER WE DONT DESERVE YOU

My god Tierna Davidson with 2 boss defensive stops in a row. Wasn’t invited to USWNT either and that’s why Vlatko is unemployed.

The #Chistars midfield are pressing. They’re so active. Buncha spider monkeys out there. Attack attack attack.

Congratulations, Kealia Ohai Watt!!

Trick or Treat? Treat, says Noob Ep 159 we'll of course be previewing MLS...with special guest Thomas Costello of Bryant and Me pod fame and acclaim! Yet again 🎙️ SoccerNoob Rockin' America 🎙️ world match previews tricked someone of knowledge on. #ColumbusCrew