I’m in a basement

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First day of wearing a sweatshirt. Clearly it’s Vivienne Westwood 😘

I wonder how many gas explosions in the 1960's were caused by Fanny Cradock's tip to stop omelettes sticking to the pan

Today the Comedy Army put their boots on and kicked off in style towards the 8th October nationwide campaign to end rough sleeping and create safer communities in partnership with Simon Community Scotland Street Soccer Scotland

Some hellish viral internal lice post lesbian ladies liquor and basement dwelling. Still what can you do. Heroically, I made it to the tailor but had to come back to lie down, ahead of tonight’s filth. I shan’t sing out and save my cords. Also had a very strange dream re pods.

😂😂😂

Fasansting, anyone had a relative in ninewells Dundee recently, nothing short of a disgrace.

Kieran for president, smelly donkey fake crying cause she’d been dealt with fair a square.

Im free M&S if you need a new fairy 🧚‍♀️😂

Does Burberry still have the outlet in Hackney does anyone know?

Today, I'm kicking off our new Litter Picking Campaign because Weston deserves to look as good as we know it does! With the help of brilliant local groups and volunteers, we’ll be rolling up our sleeves to tackle litter hotspots across our town. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

Where is HIS hotel room?! Keir Starmer you are HEARTLESS!!! You will NEVER be forgiven.

What a lovely evening

Oh my god I love them 😍

Very busy tomorrow Gaucho London Harvey Nichols The Stand

I’ve totally fucked my feet. My pal Alyn is staying so all good. It’s can’t be the Aperol.

It’s my heels. 👠