Watching the Hudds v City game when Alice Brooks suddenly declares that City are playing in their “Cillit Bang” kit!! 😂 #HUDMCI

Theresa May negotiating with the EU… #TheLastLeg

You can’t not lip read this in a Northern Irish accent... x.com/RM___________/…

When the kids new book goes all accidental Alan Partridge ... Accidental Partridge

#AccidentalPartidge

I used to think the ManCity away kit was based on a bottle of Cillit Bang. Now I’m thinking it looks like a Double Decker bar... and it’s making me hungry #TOTMCI

Donald J. Trump Can you please teach us how to put a fire out ? We the French have no clue, we're currently blowing on it but it doesn't work. Please help us o mighty world ruler.

Wet.

#stpauli looking dapper in their home kit tonight....

Captain Sir Tom Moore NHS Charities Together 💙 @BBCNaga Dan Walker Louise Minchin Piers Morgan Susanna Reid My friend Alice Brooks and I are making bets on how long it takes you to get to each million and whoever loses has to donate again 😄🙌 #walkwithtom

💙🎈want 🎈🙂 x.com/notonthehighst…

Less fighting more football please #chelseavspurs #bellends #playgroundgames

Well done Leicester City, if Spurs had tried playing football instead of trying to kick everything tonight things would of been different

Ah Sky. "These scenes of fighting shouldn't ruin it tonight". They really aren't, y'know. Quite the opposite.

Happy #NationalBestFriendsDay to my Twinsie @GemmaTaylor23 & chubby buddy Alice Brooks

"And England won't be going home for a while if they keep going like this" It's true. Could be weeks before the fans get their day in court

Turkey away kit looks very similar to the J-Cloth in our kitchen #whichcamefirst

@ThomasRoe8 FYI Mrs Rooks has confirmed that you did offend her, for reasons still unclear

@ThomasRoe8 at least you know that you need to steer clear of her if you see her again!

@ThomasRoe8 Chris' mum... At Chris' birthday. She can't remember what you said though