"Gen X singlehandedly defeats first and probably only Gen X presidential candidate ever for being a poser" may be the most Gen X thing we could have done short of showing up to vote in flannels and listening to moody music.

Many people will continue struggling to come to terms with the election results, but there’s still a lot you can do: 1) Be irritable at work 2) Withdraw from people who love you/need you 3) Make an impulsive and self destructive major life decision

My favorite tantrum reaction is "I'm so upset by my unmet expectations that I'm going to an even more galvanized echo chamber where I can set even less realistic expectations than before!" Good luck out there.

Somehow more annoyed with people posting to get followers on bluesky than I am with ads. Big "I'm leaving the country" energy.

Cannot stop repeating “Lincoln absolutely mogging Lizzie with his bicurious facecard” to myself

losing it over this proposed redesign of serbian currency

media literacy workout (3 days a week no warm ups) - 3 sets of age gap romances (2 reps each ) - 3 sets of looking at seinen manga on google images (6 sets each ) - finish with 3 hard sets of one rep maxing morally correct media no rep limit just go for failure

Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un thinks you are doing a great job.

Daily Mountain Eagle, Jasper, Alabama, November 25, 1914

Thinking about this Australian sperm donation ad my friend sent me where it looks like you’re donating sperm so this guy can drink it out of a big chalice

This says: “Tēs Thdpssssps”

The USA we The USA we grew up in: now live in:

Bonnie Blue is a succubus. Hundreds of years ago men would invent mythological beasts to describe her. Sirens. Harpies. Lamiae. Rusalki. Bilquis. All names scrawled into folklore by trembling hands to describe the same beast. Making eye contact with her is like looking directly

I just learned "rizz" is charisma passed through a wood chipper and unrelated I am now in a homicidal rage

Beneath the blood red sky, as the nuclear ash piles on the scorched ground like snow drifts, as the weak tortured screams echo off bodies piled in our periphery remember here at the end of all things no one cares how many sweet 1/4 lb briskets you chug in 1 sitting Enjoy Arbys

His scientology handlers have forgotten their assignment.

If I ever learn what this tweet means, you have my consent to compassionately euthanize me

my son is watching his first winter olympics. he just said “daddy, why don’t both teams just ask AI to build the optimal training strategy, and vibe code an app to track KPIs?” he's 37 and i am so sick of him