remember when that billionaire was like 'I'm revolutionizing deep sea exploration by not giving a shit about safety standards' and then liquified himself and a bunch of other people

me: the Kool-Aid man was basically a reverse vampire. he’d go into people’s houses uninvited and have them drink his blood

my therapist: again, it’s not technically wrong but I’m concerned you have diagrams

in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that was foreshadowing

Headline: 'Protests turn violent'

Video: All the violence is being done by cops

'TF2 is so silly, why would two completely identical hostile organizations, distinguished only by color and name, build their gigantic bases practically touching each other all around the country?'

years ago a vtuber asked me to draw she and her boyfriend, paid upfront
she comes back 3 days later 'we.. broke up, i dont want a refund but can you change the other character to hatsune miku?'

i was FLABBERGASTED i felt so bad for her, but happy i got to draw 2 women instead

I met Hbox at a petting zoo. He was talking with one of the baby goats and struggling to hold back tears. I asked him, 'are you doing okay, friend?' He shook his head solemnly. 'Everyone forgets that goats are herd animals. We're not meant to be alone.'

truly mind-breaking how quickly we've gone from arrests being a shocking breach of campus norms to just the default way sit-ins are being dealt with

actually i do think the issue of safety on college campuses is important

Android and iPhone users arguing over having emulators on their phone, when both sides just gonna boot up Pokemon for 5 minutes, take a screenshot and say “hell yeah” then never play it again

The cybertruck recall making them finally reveal the sales figures is so good, it sold half as much as the DeLorean lmao

is it possible to get my dehumidifier to water my houseplants

I do not have a firm grasp on physics but have sketched what I have in my mind, with it strapped to a ceiling fan

“Groceries aren’t expensive just shop at Aldis” “masking won’t be reinstated covid is gone “AI is here to stay” “9-5s require your whole life get used to it” GOD DAMN yall just do not believe in us deserving a better fucking world do you

So... I JUST FOUND A CAT THAT IS NOT MINE AND IT HAS HAD BABIES UNDER MY BED.

A 10 year old with 22 years of experience. Ash is what every employer is looking for now.

Growing up is realizing Syndrome is actually a lesson on what happens when you let a parasocial relationship get out of control, even after the celebrity wants nothing to do with you.

not the what’s up doc martens

LeBron could never

Watching this video on mute looks like a demon trying to puppet an old man's body but isn't super convincing at being human and is seconds away from eating the interviewer

It’s worse than that mate, she’s dead