😂😂😂 x.com/shrugcap/statu…

I am joining the Golden State Warriors.

This is what happens when we mandate $15/hour for a job that should pay $7. We decrease the payback period on automation tools and jobs get eliminated. The $$ that was paying low-mid class workers, ends up in the pockets of the 1% building automation. forbes.com/sites/edrensi/…

Pro tip: if you have to take a 💩 in public, go in the stall closest to the entrance. Everyone wants the last stall, so throughout the day less 🍑 have sat in the first, and it’s usually the cleanest ⭐️👌🏾. You’re welcome 😉

List of #Yankees SP to go minimum 5 innings at Fenway Park and allow 3 or fewer hits in 2018: 1. Chance Adams

The hatred you feel from the window & aisle when you board a plane and say “sorry that middle seat is actually mine.”

Watching wildcard baseball makes me so much more pissed at the Seattle Mariners. #MLBPostseason

About done with Delta

What a game. #Elite8

Yo JoJo Fletcher Jordan Rodgers how much was the swimming pool and brand new fence? Didn’t see that on the $ budget 👀 #CashPad #CNBC

Gus Johnson = Gus Fring #RedRiverRivalry

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The hard work paid off 👏 Welcome to The Show, Jason Krizan

If governments can just print money, why are we paying taxes?

Powerful Dan Orlovsky. Best thing I’ve seen on TV in a long long time. Incredible reminder & encouragement to me personally in my own walk 🙏🙏🙏

Social media: a place once used to connect with friends, now seemingly used primarily to make enemies.

Thunder in the 4th quarter........... #OKCvsHOU #nbaplayoffs #thunder #Rockets

Texas 👀

For your immeasurable impact on this organization, this region, and this game, #ThankYouSherman.