Really going for that “looking dirt poor but actually have enough money in the bank to buy you & your daddy’s land & cattle” goal, but right now I just look broke because I am broke.

You don’t know your an additional t till you tune 5 bucks into 500 in the markets on whim #ope

If it flies, floats, or fucks it’s cheaper to rent

This is the craziest night I’ve ever Ben a part of

i have never been more happy to live in the middle of nowhere

When are we going to realize we’re being played? It’s Americans Vs the media. Not Americans vs Americans. Every big news station is corrupt and no one tells us the truth. I’m sick of it

Nobody can sow words together quite like John Prine can. #RIP

I wish people would leave me a freakin voicemail. I need you to leave me a voicemail so I know what you wanted and can decide if I need to call you back or not.

Gabagool

CellPhones Are the demise of our society and will bring the downfall to our republic

Gotta drag your dick through the dirt to find the diamond

"after this week things will slow down"- me every week since 2013

Choose people who will say your name in a room full of opportunities!

What is it about a truck bed that makes 6 people want to hang their arms over it and talk for 2 hours?

Is this true

I don't understand the whole "I want to get paid more but I won't work more or do a better a job, I should just get paid more for existing" mindset of some people 🙄

Ambition is only a dream away

I say this every year but… nobody can string words together quite like John Prine could. Truly a country legend!