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Joelinton did the same and managed to see out a full 90

Pep, I beg you lock in for the final five months of the season because the thought of this lot winning the league makes me sick.

'Dave Hockaday?! What are YOU doing here?'

Exemplary work by the photographer here getting him to make a call with the Chocolonely bars

Alex Pretti was murdered.

Opening up to a girl is like going to the future and killing yourself

I asked a girl out for coffee. She said how about 10 tomorrow? 10 is a mental amount of coffees to drink. Date cancelled

Cinema

👀Amazing quote from Preston boss Paul Heckingbottom, who was unfazed about atmosphere caused by Snoop Dogg's pre-match presence/lap of honour before 1-1 draw v Swansea. 🗣️"The only difference was the smell of weed in the tunnel!"

Goy

this is huge!!!!!!!

Nice of Leeds to stick my season ticket up £77 quid again. £490 for 22/23 to £709 for 26/27. Cheers lads. Scandalous

SGA got wizards game circled like it’s his wife due date

Last first date I had I asked her to be honest with me and she ignored me for three days then said she wasn’t interested after saying she was and wanted a second date 🥀

Stay the fuck away from us

Y Front And Louis Walsh