So…X activated locations last night which showed US gov accounts like DHS opened and operating from Israel. Then 20 mins later, X deactivated the feature and today, Gov accts are “exempt” from the location feature.

BOMBSHELL: Department of Homeland Security Twitter account was set up from israel in 2008 when jewish Michael Chertoff was the DHS secretary. Once revealed, Twitter quickly removed this feature from all cabinet accounts. What's going on? Elon Musk H/T: sneedfeeder

Fun fact! Nicklaus doesn’t actually do any of the design. He exploits other golf architects to do it, then slaps his name on.

When Republicans say “deregulation” they mean things like “adding poisons to your food because it’s more profitable for the companies giving them campaign donations.”

Me, to 17 yo boy: eww go clean your bathroom. It stinks. 17: yeah there’s probly pee on the floor Me: there should NEVER be pee on the floor. Pee in the toilet. It’s not hard 17: well sometimes you gotta, like, try a trick shot, and you miss

.@Vrbo host left me wandering in the dark for several hours bc there were no check-in instructions. They then—knowing I’d leave a poor review—left me 1 star across the board, in retaliation AI chatbot just assured me there’s nothing they can do unless I delete MY bad review

AND the website doesn’t let me delete my account. There are directions on how, but the place they send you doesn’t exist. Vrbo you fuckers

Fun fact! Our town did this. Now school buses, fire trucks, and garbage trucks can only make right hand turns from the left lane. It’s great.

As a reminder Vinay Prasad MD MPH announced his opposition to the pediatric covid vaccine months before there was a pediatric covid vaccine. He never wavered. Remember this when he claims to be guided by data and evidence. sciencebasedmedicine.org/dr-vinay-prasa…

hello brands, I hope this helps - if you use generative AI, I will think less of you as a brand and will make a deliberate effort to avoid your products in the future

At least Riley came in 5th. This kid would fail 9th grade English

Political Reality Thing is, when are people going to finally see what a fraud Elon Musk really is?

I teach a 400-level class. I occasionally get parents who call or email me on their kid’s behalf. It gives me great pleasure to tell them that since their kid is over 18, it’s actually illegal for me to talk to them. Good bye.

Hi UPS, after losing an irreplaceable, expensive, and important piece of jewelry (💍), a manager never filed an investigation claim that he said he was going to do a month ago. He has not returned any of my 10 phone calls - he’s always “busy.” Continued neglect all around. Help

God I’m so tired of shrinkflation. I swear only get two glasses out of a bottle of wine at this point.

12 former commissioners of the FDA came together to write a Perspectives piece for the New England Journal of Medicine; raising our concerns about recent changes to vaccine approval policy at the FDA and its implications for patients and public health.

Next up: FIFA gives that Oklahoma kid an A

Guess you shouldn’t have voted to confirm the brainworm guy eh

This is part of the overall plan to (1) imprison all disabled ppl again, and (2) get rid of all vaccines Yes?

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow.