And yet you keep sending me things.. so you know the key to my heart, Geralt of Riviaaaaa!

I suppose that’s true.

My head... my bloody is trying to k*ll me..

YOU... WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT ME, GERALT.

And this is the guy who has a career in singing? Can I have a career in removing his tongue..?

[Unlike Jonathan who I consider to mostly be a pacifist at this point, I take a step closer, blade in hand.] You look like a better version of Alec, did you know that?

Do shadowhunters even date their own kind anymore? Or is that just a cliché?

Believe it or not, I expected better. Disappointed but not really surprised anymore.

New character. Unfollow if you wish, I don’t really care.

Saw this 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐚 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲., 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐛𝐲-𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞.. And thought of the strangest people I know.

I lied. New /old/ character

Alert the media kid, @PishogueThrall. Daddy’s home.

Baby mama, @AManicSoul. How’s hell? I hear it’s hot as hell this time of year. Get it?

Whew, the lady at the pet shop never told me guinea pigs abandon their mate...

When your child abandons his mate as you did his mother and you wonder if that’s slightly your fault...

Crowley They say "like father, like son"...