Flowers and jewellery are lovely, but marry the man who reassures you in a calm, compassionate voice that you're not a useless lump of meaningless flesh just because you can't make your fucking printer work.

Wins at Twitter today ❤️🎶

GUILDFORD Gag House Comedy Club returns on 26 June at The Back Room of The Star Inn! Lineup includes: Christian Reilly, Cally Beaton, Jarlath Regan and Josh Jones! BOOK UP HERE: gaghousecomedy.com/events/guildfo…

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I am looking for advice. I am trying to contact nova cinemas for a refund from Nova Cinema regarding a performance cancelled due to lockdown 2 years ago! No one answers my messages - what should I do next?

🎁 In collaboration with METAWIN we are doing a 5 ETH raffle. Every wallet gets 1 free entry and 31/500 spots have already been filled so be fast! 👉 meta-wins.com/competition/12… ⏳ Raffle ends in 48 hours or when all spots are filled.

@funnystorey Gilded Balloon loved the show you must come to the Guildford Fringe!

@funnystorey well of course why wouldn't you?

I'm going to "Cranleigh BIG Awards 2017 Official Launch". See you there? eventbrite.com/e/cranleigh-bi… via Eventbrite UK

October Gag House Comedy Clubs: eepurl.com/chi8sn

Another great comedy night at gag house comedy clubs

Loving our new freezer meal packaging. Thank you to my top team jack newman IanGuildford Flippinimage Print

Pick up your FREE Little Book of Offers in #Guildford Guildford Library! #GuildfordLights #Christmas Experience Guildford @GuildfordTIC

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Team BNI is raising money for GUTSfbc Bolt Round the Holt 2017. Donate at givi.ng/8lms

@indentmarketing loving the logo - very creative!

We have just signed off a new logo for C&H Marketing. Glad you like it speccy 4 eyes!

I've #justsponsored I BOOTH, who's fundraising for GUTSfbc on JustGiving. Donate now justgiving.com/I-BOOTH?utm_so…

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Always good to see a nicely designed banner! x.com/Guildfordphysi…