I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.

If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?

People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted :)

I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.

If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

Silence is d best answer of all questions n Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in VIVA & INTERVIEW.

Newton’s law of love: Love can neither b created nor b destroyed. Only it can transfer 4rm one girlfriend to another with some loss of money

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Well, this is going just as badly as I feared.

Just go, for f***s sake GO. #WengerOut

My SS18 CR7 Underwear campaign launches today! Go to ss18.cr7underwear.com to check it out. ;)

What a way to end the half 🙌 #ACMvAFC

#YaGunnersYa 💪🏼😎 Our best away performance for a long time ✈⚽ #COYG #UEL #ACMvAFC

John Terry popped in to see us at Cobham yesterday! 👊

A very happy birthday to a Chelsea legend, Didier Drogba! 👑