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‘Nadine Dorries has said she will not formally resign until she gets answers about why she did not get her peerage’ Good God woman just fuck off while you still have some dignity. Sorry I can’t type that with a straight face, she’s never had any dignity. theguardian.com/politics/2023/…

#goglos I think the cricketeers are amazing!

Cricket, calypso and Caribbean flavour! It was a celebratory atmosphere at Gloucestershire Cricket as they took on Kent Cricket in a carnival clash to raise funds for the world-famous St Pauls Carnival, which returns to Bristol this year after a covid-enforced hiatus. #Windrush75

3rd umpire controversially confirms Bairstow actually held a catch #ASHES #TMS

Malinga was a chucker no argument! #Goglos

Breaking News 🗞️ Coutts Bank continue today’s marathon arse-handing to Nigel Farage by releasing a statement reiterating that he’s talking shite and that their offer of a NatWest account still stands despite all his crying while wearing mustard kecks news.sky.com/story/coutts-b…

In a field of 17 candidates, I came 8th. And for the second time in three years, I beat UKIP and Piers Corbyn in a democratic election. If that’s not a sign of hope, nothing is.

My 2023 (moral) victory speech.

It's not ULEZ that frightens people - it's deliberate disinformation about ULEZ being pushed by right wing climate change deniers that does the job.

What! You mean you're not the same bunch of racist loons? Everyday is a school day.

#Ashes2023

Please don't call the people of Uxbridge morons for voting Tory to protest against a Tory policy. The correct term is fuckwits. #ULEZ

Nigel Farage is the living embodiment of everything I despise about this shit-bin country.

Are you the same guy who dropped his house building targets? Because I’m the guy who started building more council homes than the rest of England combined, exceeded your affordable homes targets & built more homes of any kind than since the 1930s. This is desperate nonsense.

Now Coutts CEO Peter Flavel has gone too, because people like me joined in the pretence that Nigel Farage is a victim, rather than a crybaby grifting gobshite.

John in London sounds like a tory stooge LBC

Does the UK need more North Sea oil and gas extraction? Ciaran Jenkins digs deeper into Rishi Sunak’s decision to grant new North Sea oil and gas licences.

Please watch this. Take two minutes and watch this. This was one of the funniest, most frustrating TV conversations I’ve ever had.👇

Well that was silly!