Congrats to Pedro Pascal for making the cover of Pedro Pascal magazine. Again! I know this issue was touch and go for him.

conan is truly living the dream right now, which is being eulogized without dying

A LOT of comics need to watch and absorb this part of the conan hot ones

This might be the funniest thing that ever happened to me

so funny we have to keep getting updates on j.k. rowling's stagnant transphobia as if she's a current figure of note. imagine if every week the wsj had an article reconfirming that the baha men wanna bring back the r word

There are currently no transgender women competing in D1 OR D2 college sports so someone please explain to me how it’s the “biggest issue facing women’s sports” right now?

Eric Adams Says Earthquake Would Have Never Happened if Commuters Paid the Subway Fare: ow.ly/SM3U50R9l60

it’s incredible New Yorkers experience an earthquake and everyone is like “was that a train?” “did our laundry machine break?” “is that a truck passing by?” and now I realize we hAVE NEVER KNOWN A MOMENT OF PEACE

You, post-op:

parked on the sidewalk next to a parking lot for them. amazing work on behalf of cops.

just found out i’m not hot. please give me and my family space to grieve privately and uglily at this time.

It’s comedic seeing NYPD and exclusively right wing outlets and politicians defend Eric Adams and call me a liar, yet none of them can say what I lied about because everything I said is easily verifiable. Nonetheless, I compiled the receipts:

youtu.be/8vR9lLCYHtg?si…

I support the church of satan but I’d never join. I don’t want to spend a single second of my life around any of those cosplay dorks. tho I respect the way they provoke Christians.

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800 years of brutal occupation that included a man made famine.
Saved you a click.