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Personally, I think the new book by Liz Truss sounds refreshingly honest.

Good morning you lovely lot! Apparently the unemployment rate is up. No doubt this will lead to another 500 Telegraph columns about how everything would be fine if only disabled and chronically ill people would stop moaning and get a job. I'm seriously sick of that shit!🤬🤬

One question I could never quite work out : why did Man City sell Cole Palmer?

My lovely night owls if you could time travel on a single two-way journey, would you go to the past and change one thing or go to the future and bring one thing back?

I should just say, I would genuinely love this to happen. Not the Liz Truss bit, the second part)

I the government is prepared to allow Afghan who literally risked their lives to help us on operations over there, to be sent to Rwanda, why would any local population agree to assist us again ever?

Graph on the top NLN CM ‘Disruptors’ this season:

• Murombedzi at Brackley Town FC & Calveley at Chorley FC top quality at winning their defensive duels & interceptions 😤😤🧱

• Tom Platt deserving his awards 🥇🥇🥇

• Richards picking up where Platt left off Boston United

It seems this time, some Americans have learnt from the Tories.

Not quite ready to go to sleep yet, but I am lying in a freshly made bed. It's very comfy. #CleanSheets . #NoGoalsConceited

Victims, yes VICTIMS of modern slavery can be deported to Rwanda under the government’s legislation! Fuck the Tories!

I could not detest the tories more than I already do but I have to try after this.
The fascists voted by 320 to 246 to forcibly deport the victims of modern slavery to Rwanda.
Can they sink any lower?
Who votes for this vile criminal organisation known as the Tory party?

I fùcking despise the Conservatives

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Liz Truss has not ruled out being Prime Minister again. I have not ruled out winning the Euro millions and going on a big community tour as one half of a double act that shall be known as Pinky and the Bloke (on wheels).

Are we going to educate members of the public in law, or are we going to have trial by GB News online polls? Honestly, one of the daftest ideas I've ever heard.

This fucker is about to trend as #SleepyDon and it’s fucking glorious.

It’s time for #SleepyDon to be arrested for violating his gag order!! #LockHimUpAlready

Mind yourselves 🤨🤣🤣😂😂
Night scamps 🫠🫡😘

The problem with Liz Truss isn’t just that she’s stupid, but that she thinks she’s a genius.