The reason black men have larger penises is genetic...black women are fat and they need longer dicks to fuck them.

@dylantomassmith Good on you for complimenting Jake on his great teeth. His dick is even better, though.

Oh hey, Jake.

Yeah. That is the Jake you think it is. haha

No one craves almond milk. RT WV: I keep craving almond milk at random hours.

I love a tall bottom like Jake.

@ThisIsJoeyTiger You keep quoting things like people are saying them...but I don't see anyone saying them. Fake haters don't make you cool.

@ThisIsJoeyTiger Maybe call someone out on that actual platform, then. Makes no sense to act all big at someone that isn't in the room.

@ThisIsJoeyTiger I would say I'd unfollow, but I was never following to begin with. Have fun blasting your fake haters.

I deleted that. Those are some wide-set balls.

RT Pissed:

Anyone else on dudesnude.com?

Who wants to fuck?

How does TheDiaryofDaniel even get groceries from that pristine perfect high horse?!

@dylantomassmith No...they were about me.

Just found out that Steven, Andrew, and Jake are hanging out in NYC. Glad the uglies finally grouped together.

@dylantomassmith Photoshop is great.

Watching a hung bottom really enjoy being fucked by a big dick is the best porn.