Listen to Smog

Listen to Die Kreuzen (the first one.) I'd forgotten how good this was. Dayum.

Here's a thingy I wrote about the pee-drenched straw and electric chairs of life. Happy Tuesday 🤘🏻

Because pumpkin freakout

The unhealthy enneagram 5s credo: "why do something when you can think about it?" ™ #enneagram

Pet insurance carrier email quiz: "What does your dog REALLY want for the holidays?" Umm, he wants to eat our garbage. And hump the dog across the street. That's what he REALLY wants.

Listen to Insect Warfare

listen to Wormrot

My annual argument over at Mockingbird for why the Charlie Brown Christmas special rules over all the other claymation classics mbird.com/2013/12/what-c…

Here’s a little Christmas ditty I wrote from years past over at 1517 Christ Hold Fast

“When I was about seven or eight years old, me and a buddy peed in a neighbor kid’s bike helmet when he wasn’t looking. Just for fun.” Matt Johnson Read more here: ow.ly/SC1u30rxHFX

Guys. You’re going a want to get one of these tees for summer. snack-pro-tees.myshopify.com

Me thinks I might try my luck over at the Blue Skies: Matthew Johnson.bsky.social. 👋

Here's a few words I cobbled together about why xmas seasons seems to creep up on us earlier and earlier each year. I think Lucy's right — it is a commercial racket. There might be more to it though? 1517.org/articles/too-s…

C’mon Duolingo yr app has been frozen on a lesson for days and I lost my 300+ day streak!