I'd like to try the #ALSIceBucketChallenge but I can't find a recipe on how to make ice #littlehelp?

.Oilersnation.com, Oily Since ‘07 can I get in on this? I don't think the Canadiens Montréal have a word for "goat"

Tom Gilbert Didn't know you knew/spoke French.

Did I make the team? What team do I play for again?

Subban learned the farting in front of the other team technique from me. The only downside is if you release too much #nowiweardiapers

Hey' I'm on a team that's 2-0 & Edmonton Oilers just lost @ home to Calgary Flames could be worse, I could be these guys

Was yesterday's game my fault? I wasn't paying much attention #Canadiens #Habs

I can't remember the last time I wasn't booed in Rexall Place #Oilers #Habs

I've been advised not to tweet so much as it appears to be making myself like dumb #stayinschool

Can you guys let me know when I'm picked? Havin a quick nap in the ladies room backstage #NHLAllStarWeekend

More like Klefbum #norespectforalegend

Did you draft me in one of your fantasy pools? No I will not reimburse you any $$ and no you will not win

Blame Taylor Swift

Do I still exist?

Yup #Oilers #HockeyDay

Nah. I got it fam x.com/oilersnation/s…

Yes x.com/ilovemartina/s…

Wait, what?

I'm retiring and finally getting a haircut. Peace.