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No one’s watching Sooty if it wasn’t for Sweep.

I drew this

If you are a silly billy I will fancy you immediately

'Not now sweetie, I'm reading Jedward's tweets about Louis Walsh'

do i think every one of the theories about kate middleton are batshit insane and the people who thought of them need to be examined? yes

have i absorbed every single one of them like a thirsty worm in the desert? absolutely

(misunderstanding LGBT slang) That outfit makes you look like a cunt

Speculation continues about Princess Catherine. Kensington Palace have yet to comment

Kate Middleton's rings in the Mother's Day photo

I'm in waste management.

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