Genuinely thrilling to see middle aged couples who wear plaid together. Y’all keep me going

Lil Nas X is my Hero

DIANE DIANE DIANE DIANE DIIIIIIIANE

You think McGuinn was salty they left him out of the Traveling Wilburys?

This morning, on my way to the bus I stepped in a giant pile of beans. It was honestly a worse shock than stepping in vomit

Here’s yr hot take Chicago Reader bowling shoes are a scam

My Fall aesthetic is going to be Big Country, in the music video for their song In a Big Country. Plaid with the suit jackets. Shit is fucking S H A R P

Dear diary: let’s get blazed

We didnt deserve the dentists youtube.com/watch?v=aqg-gJ…

Hey MoonPie can we play your holiday party?

We really didn't deserve Prince

Hi, no one told me Mackinac island was a white power settlement. Calling all Cubans to come back my shit up rn

Church but its Nick Cave giving sermon on life and love and singing songs from his catalog on piano.

THE NINA. THE PINTA. THE SANTA. MARIA

Its with a heavy heart we announce Ashley "Bluntzilla" Hodges last show with us. Join us tonight at Reedslocal at 9 to send her off in style.

Part Randy Newman, part Gary Numan

🔥🚨 Your morning reminder that the world is on fire and the arsonists are in charge. Which means we all have be like the Chileans and find our *own* fire. A fire to burn away the debris of the deniers, distractors, doomers and dividers. No one is coming to save us.

Donald Trump to become Florida Man.

We stand with you, Chicago.

we used 2 prank