Ok SunnyD

When your boss makes you work during the eclipse lol

In case you have clouds during the eclipse today this is pretty much what you’re missing

Tbh I'm not even sure we're allowed to sponsor the eclipse we just kinda said we were doing it

Do not anger the moon

IT’S GONNA BE A TOTAL SOLAR SNACKDOWN

Idk about you but I’d very much like to put on a shiny spandex suit, blast some early-2000s heavy metal and body slam the living h*ck out of the sun

No pressure but can you reply to this or something so my boss knows that you know that we made a new box of MoonPies for the solar eclipse

Twitter in 2015: eat 3.14 MoonPies today! Haha!!

Twitter today: *unsettling silence*

This message is for aliens so if you’re not an alien please ignore

Imagine mooning someone in these lol

Sorry I haven't been checking DMs it's just that I don't want to and you can't make me