Someone called me a “Leftard” today… I responded by calling them a member of “The 3rd Right” The Response was 10/10… highly recommended.

Guy who tells you to call him “Doctor” Jordan Peterson: I don’t care how much you ask me to respect your pronouns, I will not be told what to do. Happy Pride Month

So sad to hear about Red Lobster. But lets get #ReleaseTheCheddarBayBiscuitRecipe trending please.

We’re just a bunch of frogs electing Scorpions because they promised not to sting us.

Honestly don’t no anything about rap or rap beefs but it kinda feels like Drake is about to drop one hell of a pop punk album.

Since Hollywood loves sequels so much. Haley Joel Osment stars as Forrest Gump in “Forrest Gump II” (Or “Jr.” Which ever you prefer). It chronicles 1994 to 2024. And that’s all I have to say about that.

Being the new VP pick and knowing you only have the position cuz the last one had a violent mob sent after him to be killed is a very weird new way to play Russian roulette.

Hey, it’s young Rocky! That rounds out the sci fi trifecta: Power Rangers, Star Wars, and Star Trek! Well done Mike O'Laskey

That Australian break dancer is gonna make one hell of a Halloween costume for girls that can’t dance. it’s an all night license to be awkward and do with whatever you want on the dance floor. Disassociation level 10/10. Fulfill Your dancing queen dreams.

Tim Walz seems like the type of guy that would motivate me to continue to do a sport I show potential in even though I don’t feel like I’m good right now…

Everyone is arguing over whether Gunman Ryan Routh is a Republican or a Democrat… No one is checking his Spotify to see if he’s a Swiftie.

Only amateurs require “inspiration”. Professionals just show up… and they do work.

In a fictional world where Hillary Clinton is running for president again… “We need people to get ‘Hawk Tuah’ the polls.” Thank you. Good night.

Vote. Even if you dont think who ur voting for will win. There is a whole machine spending billions to convince you not to… so just the fact that you do? Means you beat em. Even if who you voted for doesn’t win. You won. Vote out of spite because you know they dont want you to.

It’s Insane that Trump can’t legally own a Gun but might be able to fire off Nukes in a few weeks.

Feeling down… might have to get a Tattoo about it.

I heard we were all watching a fake fight on Netflix tonight and I must have gotten confused.

Facebook wanted tiktok banned because China was getting your data directly instead of buying it through them. Rest assured. China will know the exact same things about you, they’ll just have to pay meta first.

Remember when they sold this app to a Nazi? That was crazy.