#MCITOT Pretty sure Phil Foden has become the first Manchester born player to score for Man City in the Premier League since Michael Johnson in the 07-08 season.

youtube.com/watch?v=k6OgNV… This is probably old news. but you seen this shit. Chris D'Elia Brendan Schaub Theo Von Shit is hilarious.

We all know why Cowboy Cerrone got beat by Conor McGregor last night. You need to get back on the fight milk! #fightmilk #ConorMcGregor #McGregorCowboy #UFC248 #CowboyCerrone #Notorious

Here. Manchester City. Heard you can never get a Semi.

Can David Lynch make a film of Stephen King 's Rose Madder please. I think they would work so well together. I need more Lynch. More King.

Fergie time: Scores in Injury Time Ole Time: Scores after the whistle. #MUFC #BHAMNU

Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 And he refused to condemn white supremacists anyway:

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Heard hasn't tried to force out one tear yet. Hasn't had one over the top outburst. Someone has been looking at the internet while on break. Either her or her attorney. Isn't this against the rules? #DeppHeardTrial #JusticeForJohnnyDepp

#ElaineBredehoft talks about how DV survivors need to have all this evidence coz Amber wasn't believed. Wat about JD's evidence? She doesn't believe him, even with loads of evidence. #ElaineBredehoftisALiar #AmberHeardIsALiar #AmberHeardCommittedPerjury #AmberTurdIsAnAbuser

I come on twitter now and again and it never ceases to amaze me how fucking braindead most of the people are on here. It's literally a swamp for #MAGA cultists calling everything communism or cucking over Trump. It's actually insane.

Remember when Gina Carano got fired and the Right shit their britches about it. But now it's all "it's freedom of speech not freedom of consequence." Such triggered snowflake hypocrites I swear haha. #JimmyKimmel #CharlieKirk

Robles couldnt catch a cold at the weekend. All of a sudden he's Neuer. #MUNEVE

Luke Shaw couldn't cross a fucking bridge. #MUNEVE

Watchin an episode of The Great Outdoors is like watchin Joel McHale in one of the Community ep's with a laughter track. #6seasonsandamovie

#JoshuaVsKlitschko What a fight!

The fowards of Man Utd couldn't finish their dinner. #mufc