Relationship status: Machharon se pareshaan.

Heard you can repair malfunctioning electronic voting machines, will you please check my washing machine?

Happy Mother's Day from Sunil

Hey Bhagwan, ye Roadies generation kab sudhregi. This guy actually thinks that he has done something cool. youtube.com/watch?v=MYCHpn…

*child goes missing* *tweets his pic with a missing message* *1000 rts later...* "@ hey i found him" "keep it. i'm happy with the rts"

Here's The The Independent cartoonist's response to the #CharlieHebdo attack:

Till now No one knows who are the Terrorist(By religion,) .. but we have already declared it as a Muslim !! #CharlieHebdo

And indian media be like ... "Heyy editors Don't just post any cartoon by #CharlieHebdo " .. it will hurt them ..

You can protest against moral policing by kissing in public, but you can't protest against a murder by flagging cartoon. Accept this reality

Best reply to #CharlieHebdo attack

In the Delhi fog,walking on the road heard this convo Wife:Hato ji road par bhi shararat, take your hand out Husband:Darling I'm 3 feet away

Q:- What is the Similarity Between Sanjay Dutt & Sperms? Ans:- Both are ready to release.

सोशल मीडिया पर आके पता चलता है कि देश या तो केजरीवाल समर्थकों का है या मोदी समर्थकों का। बाकी किसी का देश से कोई लेना देना नहीं है।

Mother teresa was a catholic missionary, Now don't ask me who are missionaries .#RSSQuestionsTeresa #ChristopherHitchensQuestionsTeresa !!

Great work, Greed thought #RSSQuestionsTeresa

Dear Murli Manohar Joshi Rape is not A disease .. #IIM