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oh you’re a mathematician? name every prime number

data science is just importing pandas every day until you get promoted or fired

OMG why are some students SO DENSE! Here's the thing, if you want tax advice, you need to either go to a registered tax advisor, a solicitor with a specialisation in tax AND who has paid the extra insurance or a barrister with a specialisation in tax AND who has paid the extra

astrophysics girlfriend: would you still date me if i was a wormhole?

if Jesus Christ were alive today he would condemn large language models

in academia, they don’t say “i disagree with you” instead they say “are you familiar with the literature?” which means “you are fucking stupid” and i think that’s beautiful

thesis examiner: “can you tell us about the real world applications of your research?” theoretical physicist:

Urrrrrr...All major papers of Victor Ambros are shared with his wife Rosalind Lee.... Does the nobel committee just hate women called "Rosalind"???

E = mc^2 + AI

phd students be like "i know my worth" and then make $25k in grad school

Weird, a post of mine disappeared. I posted that Thalia Greinke had dressed as Galadriel from Númenor for Halloween - suddenly can't find it anywhere! Boo to whatever copyright bot thought "I'll have that!"

god was seriously cooking when he invented quantum mechanics

every function is differentiable if you’re not a coward

technically every project in abstract algebra is a group project

Theoretical high energy physicists who don't care about social media outreach

I have accepted a dare from Thalia Greinke and things I have actually written are on Archive Of Our Own Not under my name, but A head pat and a promise of tea; if you can figure out which author is me...