Better Phetasy Classic manufacturing. The DF components are made around the world, while the DF shitposting is just assembled in America.

Didn’t know Siraj Hashmi was at Mara Lago this week.

That auto pen is pulling double time.

Kim was the original AI chat bot.

We just missed out at #11. We’ll get you next year Tucker

Bridget Bot’s matrices have become too scrambled with the Twitter ingestion. It may be time to reset her.

How men describe their annual prostate exam

No one has worse TDS than Trump.

There are approximately 7,000 metaphors in this video.

It’s one penis, Michael, How much could it cost? $150,000?

Merry Christmas Pham! Been a wild year. I hope John McClane left all you girls and boys something nice under the tree.

We don’t deserve her

“What’s next … in the Dumpster??”

67… living in a simulation

White House has become Thai House with lunch specials.

Would you bet against Phetasy? We’ll know if you do.

Death by ICESIS

Fighting for the rights of the smallest minority of us all ✊

Bill “I did not have sex with that pizza” Clinton

Tucker is going to have to find a new line of work.