Principal Snyder: That Summers girl. I smell trouble. I smell expulsion, and just the faintest aroma of jail.
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Principal Snyder: There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.
Giles: No, actually, that would be one of the five.
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Buffy: Is it because I danced with him?
Angel: 'Danced with' is a pretty loose term. 'Mated with' might be a little closer.
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Buffy: She's a techno-pagan, right? Ask her to bless your laptop.
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Willow: By the way, are we hoping to find a body, or no body?
Xander: Call me an optimist, but I'm hoping to find a fortune in gold doubloons.
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Xander: You know, this might go a lot faster if you femmes actually picked up a shovel, too.
Giles: Here, here.
Buffy: Sorry, but I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies.
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Buffy: Because I don't trust you. You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry, was that an offensive term? Should I say 'undead American'?
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Xander: Well, we could grind our enemies into talcum powder with a sledgehammer, but, gosh, we did that last night.
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Willow: I mean, why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?
Giles: Willow, I think we're all a little too old to be spelling things out.
Xander: A bitca?
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Angel: Well, what I saw didn't add up to three whole girls. I think they kept some parts.
Buffy: Could this get yuckier?
Willow: They probably kept the other parts to eat.
Buffy: Question answered.
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Cordy: It stays with you. No matter what they say, none of the rust and blood and grime comes out. You can dry clean till judgment day, you are living with those stains.
Jenny: That's the worst part of being hung upside down by a vampire who wants to slit your throat. The stains.

Buffy: It's just been a really weird day.
Xander: Yeah. Buffy died and everything.
Willow: Wow. Harsh.
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Angel: The elders conjured the perfect punishment for me. They restored my soul.
Buffy: What, they were all out of boils and blinding torment?
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Xander: You are a lousy clown. Your balloon animals are pathetic. Everyone can make a giraffe.
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Buffy: Cordelia, your mouth is open. Sound is coming from it. This is never good.
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The Master: You were destined to die. It was written.
Buffy: What can I say? I flunked the written.
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Buffy: When he wakes up, tell him... I don't know. Think of something cool, tell him I said it.
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Cordelia: Whatever is causing the Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it. 'Cause pretty soon you're not even gonna have the loser friends you've got now.
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Angel: By the way, I really like your dress.
Buffy: Yeah, yeah. Big hit with everyone.
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Principal Snyder: There are no dead students here. This week.
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