After a great spanking and a kiss we have signed former Potatoes Forward Jace Sturdy to a year deal💼Welcome to The Basketball Team JaceSturdy‼️

The Basketball Team continues to lap South Lincoln Fighting Potatoes 🖕🏼, after snuggles under the fire and a few Hershey’s kisses we have signed Guard Jake Leader to a year deal‼️ #FuckPotatoes

Business is booming🤯, after twinkling some toes and some rough tuggies we have signed Center @braydenroddy to a year deal‼️#TheBasketballTeamTakeOver

Wow, after a great business trip to the massage parlor and a few lap dances👾 We have flipped former Potatoes guard Jordan Bokowski and signed him to a year deal‼️#TheBasketballTeamTakeOver

WE CONTINUE MAKING MOVES😮‍💨, after a few holes of putt putt and a couple soggy Twix we have signed forward Daniel Syniy to a year deal‼️ #potatokillerz

It’s business as usual🤝 After a cold McDonald’s cheeseburger and a neck hickey we have signed guard Tairen Rahe to a year deal‼️ #RunningLincoln

BUSINESS IS FUCKING BOOMING💥 After careful consideration and a lot of sucking power we have signed center, Branden Overhalser to a year deal‼️#GoTeam

Last but not least💼 After a watery fountain drink and six butt crushed skittles we have signed guard Ethan Nguyen to a year deal‼️ #TheBasketballTeam

First half😷 Been in da lab for a minute😵‍💫‼️ Anthony’s Army (6-2)

Something to prove today😈 1:45 Northeast📍 VS. John B (Boof asses) #basketballteamtakeover

Rebound week‼️ Vs. Corn Stars 🌽 1:45 PM @ Northeast😈