[Still stuffing my face with donuts] What?

When do they ever?

I feel washed out. I need a new avi.

I owe you cuddles, right. Let's go. [Follows her, fist pumping behind her] x.com/seesdarkcorner…

[Whispers] Me too. [Louder] Come on, let’s get one. My treat. x.com/seesdarkcorner…

[Gives her a wide grin, then leads her away for that frappe] x.com/seesdarkcorner…

In spirit of the holiday and Matt’s weird aversion to pumpkin pie, I present to you, Karen Page, Rice Krispie treats de Turkey Day. And yes, I made them. Well, I helped my mom make them.

[Grins proudly] You’re welcome. My mom insisted. Family tradition, and I love them. [Chuckles, taking one for myself] x.com/seesdarkcorner…

[After taking a bite] What. A. Coincidence. [Gestures to Karen] My mom likes you too. x.com/seesdarkcorner…

There was more to it, but...I’ll keep that to myself, because your story sounds way cooler. x.com/seesdarkcorner…

Yes. I. Am. And proud of it too. Being a lawyer can make people dull, I’m not letting it pull me up the dark side. x.com/seesdarkcorner…

Even if they have big houses, drive sports cars, and wear Rolexes... [Clearing my throat, then cramming the rest of my treat into my mouth] x.com/seesdarkcorner…

I know, but it does sound nice. Tempting even. But, in the name of rightful justice and Karen and the avocados, I’m happy right where I am. [Grins] x.com/seesdarkcorner…

Yeah, you’re right. [Drapes an arm around her shoulders] I wouldn’t be able to sing. I’d be devastated. x.com/seesdarkcorner…

What? [Laughs] It’s relaxing. A great way to unwind. Matt has equated me to a shower singer. That’s a step up from dying cat, as my mom so lovingly told me. x.com/seesdarkcorner…

Actually... [Brows lifting] No, he doesn’t. But I’m gonna take it, because it’s better than dying cat. x.com/seesdarkcorner…

So... Did you enjoy Thanksgiving? Did you get enough to eat? x.com/seesdarkcorner…

[Looks down at my stomach] I always get plenty to eat. [Laughs] I have leftovers too for a midnight snack. x.com/seesdarkcorner…

Merry Christmas, Karen Page. I hope you like it.

You know me so well. I’m gonna eat my Christmas bagel while wearing my scarf. [Puts on the scarf] I feel like Charles Dickens, just less humbug-ish. x.com/seesdarkcorner…