TIL Jennifer Hedger is awful. She’s mad about *checks notes* sheltering unhoused people.

What a tough choice. Good luck tomorrow, America.

FIX YOUR SHIT @Netflix!

Really, The New York Times?

“How long have we been here?” I ask my son, tugging at my shirt collar. “Forever,” he says, emotionless, his eyes never leaving the glow of my iPhone screen. bensbeerblog.com/2025/01/05/din…

At this point Andrew Lupton do you just have a template for these? "I understand we have a housing crisis in London," said [RESIDENT NAME] "But I don't believe that a [SENSIBLE SOLUTION] that will ruin the charm of [NEIGHBOURHOOD] is the solution." cbc.ca/news/canada/lo…

What do you think these three scholars were at Mar-a-Lago to discuss? 1) Boating Safety 2) Pretending to be successful on a reality show 3) Chemtrails 4) Vaccine efficacy 5) The fragile state of true masculinity (a conversation that was cut short by gentle weeping)

The idea that reaffirming an arbitrary definition of "male and female" protects anyone is hilarious. "I was going to go into this women's bathroom and harm women, but now that I can't legally call myself a woman, I guess I won't."

Call me crazy, but I think the world's richest man giving a Nazi salute to America minutes into Trump's presidency (on Martin Luther King Day) is probably not a great omen.

The similarity of the name Stargate to Skynet can’t be an accident. Some troll somewhere is going to have a really big laugh when the robots nuke us.

Me, being pulled over: Sorry I was speeding. ‘Safety Dance’ by Men Without Hats came on and that beat low key goes so hard. Cop: That song has no right to slap so damn hard. Me: Right?! Cop: OK. Just get home safely.

My favourite part of Trump’s vision for Gaza that he shared on social media is for sure the bearded lady dancers. 🔥🔥🔥

I'm not sure if this is embarrassing or terrifying. How is this real?

Chat GPT prompt: "What would an address to congress look like if it was equal parts unhinged, evil, and misinformed?" "Now add a section that's just a bunch of unchecked facts about spending" "Add some jokes" "More transphobic" Perfect.

The amount of people on social media calling Mark Carney, a former Goldman Sachs lawyer, “communist” is very funny.

There are more kids in Texas with the measles than there are trans college athletes in all of the United States.

Wait. You’re trying to tell me that there is MORE evidence Andrew Lawton is a huge pile of shit? Colour me surprised! pressprogress.ca/conservative-c…

Earth's two most fragile, megalomaniacal, small-dick -energy buffoons have had a falling out? Man, I did Nazi that coming.

"Stuffing 36” of hot slimy wiener down your throat while you guzzle 4258 ml of beer isn’t a casual endeavour, it’s a fucking chess game." bensbeerblog.com/2025/07/08/the…

His brother used to drain these in the mayor's office. Different times.