Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant

Yo Elon Musk while I have your attention, why should people pay $8 just for their app to get bricked when they say something you don’t like? This is what my app has looked like ever since my tweet upset you yesterday. What’s good? Doesn’t seem very free speechy to me 🤔

NEXT SHOW!! It will be so wonderfully festive... Sunday 4 December 7.30pm The Hen and Chickens Theatre unrestrictedview.co.uk/hoof-hoofenann…

Most comedians* are getting social media wrong. Here’s why. 🧵 * me included

Whatever you think of him, this story from Richard Hammond is quite something

Hello I would absolutely love you to come to my preview at 2northdown on December 8th. I have a couple of people coming that are, what I would call, 'critical to my career development'. £3 tickets with code MATTY.

Simply cannot stress how much this is happening on Friday. Tickets are there for the purchasing - they are ASKING for it.

On the day Matt Hancock tenders his resignation (after his constituents sack him), it's worth listening to this dialogue, just one more time...

It has got to the point where the criticism of Southgate is quite funny. Apart from Sir Alf Ramsey, no England manager has been as successful as him in major tournaments. Not even close. Our sense of entitlement knows no bounds.

Reposting this Christmas Cracker. #LoveActually #christmas

"Bloody strikers! I'd like fair wages too but you don't see me going on strike!" - people who are SO CLOSE to getting it

Amazing clip

'TRADE UNIONS ARE RUINING CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS!'🤯 'Why do we have Christmas holidays?' *quieter voice* 'Trade unions😔'

Thanks so much to everyone that has come to a preview this year. You're so great. Last year i was doing them to 5 people and so I love that more people are coming. I'm doing one more at the Museum of Comedy on December 21st. Come if you like! museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/sh…

‘We shouldn’t just be able to say awful things.’ Caroline Flack's mother shares an emotional warning about the harmful impacts of ‘untrue’ press coverage on people who may be ‘fragile’ after Jeremy Clarkson’s column about Meghan Markle. Shelagh Fogarty

We're heading over to 2Northdown to bring them our new show 👍Always This Good👍 Only the very best teams from the FA and beyond. ft. OG House Team, Sweet Fanny Adams Character Comedy mixed with Therapy? & our house Harold team, NANA! thefreeassociation.co.uk/fashowslist/al…

Final call for tonight! 6:45! vaultfestival.com/events/matty-h…

Announcing THREE new Film Club team members! Welcome @jodiefrankly Ben Nolan @OhForChrisSake! See them at our next show on 16th of February at Museum of Comedy #filmclubimprov #improvcomedy

If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service

OK there is a big event happening in London tomorrow HOOF is joined by legend Josie Rones & wonderful guest #improv team The RH Experience at the De Beauvoir Arms! Join us 7.30pm to 8.30pm and then feel free to get back to 🤴 stuff xx Tickets: thefreeassociation.co.uk/fashowslist/ho… The Free Association