nice spotify link. i hear your laughter in my ears before i go to sleep at night and beg the universe i get to hear it once more before i die.

This is a bar Dan Devine 🔥

best-dressed at the wedding

Can I play Scooby Netflix or I'll direct up to you guys

sooo glad i stayed until after the Challengers credits

[guy who mostly reads Wikipedia recommending an album to his friend] you’re gonna love it man. it’s by Canadian-American musician Neil Young

ur honor do you promise not to get mad if i tell you

God, I love Facebook marketplace

now tell me why the Rainforest Cafe is selling these hard as hell jean jackets

Mad, sad, bittersweet...however you may feel, I can't believe Young Kessler is ending next month. Extremely grateful for the 23-year run our little show had and for the fans who watched all 8,730+ episodes.

Thrilled to announce the spinoff, 'Kess', will be premiering in June!

The NBA should have jeans night. I wanna see how good they play in jeans

nothing bad ever happens when I’m under my blankie. I am assured of this

I did this at Passover seder last night. Freaked everyone out. I said Elijah taught me the routine

Tom Thibodeau was voted the #1 coach that NBA players would least want to play for.

He’s been #1 three years in a row.

(h/t KnicksMuse)

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger

we can't let 600$ stand in the way of greatness

My role on an nba team would be the researcher. I’d be on the bench surrounded by thousands of arcane papers and files, trying to make sense of it all

ok it took me a while but i think i finally “get” Bluey. they’re supposed to be dogs

Yelling this into a payphone as the time travel police scramble to arrest me

theres always some bullshit going on with this guy