Seeing the soundsystem mickman is bringing into mission is making me feel some typa way

I can’t believe she is upping her stuss w out me this weekend

In the tipper line asking people if they’re here for levity

inventing new expressions to properly encapsulate the vastness and deepness of how down bad and cooked I am

Me 🤝 𖦹Swirl Daddy𖦹

I carry myself with a certain level of steez and je ne sais quois that attracts the best type of people

Effin played PL and Dua Lipa FYI

To all DJs: Please keep playing your various victory lap flips I fucking love them

Cheese being grated prolly hates how that feels

They should add galaxy gas to the Zyn rewards shop

“Slime and slimette you’re gonna make me throw up over there”

The lion doesn’t concern himself with “stop here on red” while getting on the highway

Went on a date tonight. Think it went well. Hope she likes me

It’s lowkey actually criminal that I’m not at 7 stars

If we lock in now you can come with me to the 2026 World Cup

Penny board in my left hand Freddy Krueger claw on my right hand #Motion

Me after hearing my friends recaps of the weekend

You’re in her DMs, I’m on her couch letting her give me a facial with her Medicube Booster Pro

JG Wentworth 877 Cash Now (Levity Remix)

Babe are you ok you haven’t even touched your…. What even is that?