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Hello. All of the actors from Friends are now older than the youngest Golden Girl was in that show’s first season. Have a nice day.

Surf photographer Dave Nelson got a video of a seal chasing after a ball with his dog on the beach in Santa Cruz.

Mike Farrell and I today toasting the 50th anniversary of the show that changed our lives - and our brilliant pals who made it what it was. MASH was a great gift to us.

This email from a student, when I taught remote, lives rent free in my head 😂

If substitute teaching became a requirement like jury duty, I bet we'd see a quick change in everyone's attitude toward educators.

The MICDS Rams scheme their way to a Class 5 District 2 Championship with a 34-14 win over Eureka! Highlights here: MICDS MICDS Athletics MICDS Rams Football STLhighschoolsports Cheap Seats Photo Blue Tiger Media 🗣🎙🎧 Scott Latta

𝔈𝔡𝔦𝔱𝔥, 𝔐𝔢𝔯𝔠𝔢𝔫𝔞𝔯𝔶 𝔄𝔱𝔱𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔖𝔲𝔟 Hana Michels (same on all platforms) I’d like to plug my definitely real idea for a reboot: Fishbone! Obviously it’s a cat instead of a pup, and instead of books he does classic movies (and probably also a lot of movies based on books if we’re being honest.) Catsablanca would be the first episode, of course.

This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

I posted yesterday about a cat saved from the rubble in Turkey who refused to leave his rescuer's side. The rescuer's name is Ali Cakas and he adopted the cat, naming him Enkaz - "rubble" in Turkish. May they have a happy life together! 📷- jcacs_1/ Instagram

Always good to remember

Can’t wait to see what ⁦Game of Roses⁩ has to say about this… #thebachelor

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Watch a tiny paralyzed kitten learn to jump — and become a foster dad 😻

Here’s the deal: We name mass shootings the way we do hurricanes but after Republicans who accept payments from the NRA.

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