Dude...I would have let me go if I were them. I mean, c'mon, I'm nothing without @HogansPython & @VincesBriefcase x.com/michaelpymam/s…

Somebody book me! I don't need the money but I do need the self-esteem boost.

You and me both... x.com/modesttommyric…

I go where @HogansPython goes x.com/michaelpymam/s…

I'm offering barber lessons. U won't become certified but I'll be sure to charge you the same price as barber college so it's kinda the same

I'm really glad @HogansPython is letting me stay in his guesthouse's garage. Now I know what Kato Kaelin must have felt like at OJ's crib.

You did that to me during several regional promos. Every time you'd snort a toot before a promo, you'd let out a toot during the promo. x.com/hoganspython/s…

Did anybody see I was on the network? They gave me a fancy Adidas shirt to wear because I only wore ring gear to the shoot & it smelled bad.

I had a booking last weekend but it's actually going to cost me money since it was at the county jail. Nude parasailing should be legal.

Beef Booty Barber IS KING GIMMICK WORKER JACK! x.com/VicVenomBytes/…

If you had an ass like mine you'd wear a thong at the pool too.

I had to drop the Booty Man character because Rikishi accused me of gimmick infringement.

Debuting a new gimmick this week at an elementary school in Montana. Come out and cheer for my new persona, Hunk Hoe-Gun.

I'll be a sexy Asian prostitute who loves America while fighting for the rights of every man - AND the newest member of The Bullet Club. x.com/beefbootybarbe…

Somebody please book me. I'll even let somebody cut MY hair.

My back hurts. Can somebody book me in a wheelchair like Ron Wright in Smokey Mountain Wrestling?

I won a match!!! x.com/lubedherbabram…