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It’s a genetic condition, not a disease. And the argument isn't that more people should have it, but that those who do should be loved and valued — not murdered.

What's amazing to me is that when Sonic climbed Everest he didn't need any gear. Incredible.

He's wearing his own skin as a suit to Make America Great Again.

Battlefield 1 is better than Battlefield 6.

The Battlefield series has among the worst naming conventions for its sequels of any series. Battlefield 1942 Battlefield Vietnam Battlefield 2 Battlefield 2142 Battlefield: Bad Company Battlefield 1943 Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Battlefield 3 Battlefield 4 Battlefield Hardline

Every company gives you a PLUS subscription. At The Babylon Bee, we thought we'd do something different. So we created Bee Minus. A full platform of exclusive sketches, shows, and more. It doesn't have as much good stuff as Netflix, Daily Wire, or even Pure Flix. So we couldn't

The top streaming services have invested billions in premium content, building up vast libraries that keep subscribers hooked. We were tempted to follow their lead, but that'd be too easy — anyone can succeed with that formula. So we asked ourselves: What if we built a streaming

Even Sonic loves Bee Minus. It’s almost as good as my friend’s Plex library.

Meet Hank, The Autistic Chimpanzee Who Runs Gavin Newsom's X Account buff.ly/WGpZMYS

I’ve seen this highlight a million times and it’s still as impressive as the first time I saw it.

Announcement: The Bee Is Excited To Unveil Our New Logo buff.ly/moZ73Qg

Cracker Barrel went downhill when they stopped selling cracker barrels.

Waffle House Unveils Successful Brand Strategy Of Just Keeping Everything The Same Forever buff.ly/yMrukEq

You guys moved on to new things, but I’m not done being mad about Cracker Barrel’s logo.

We really just don’t deserve StarFox.

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I HAVE EVER FELT

I will never forgive Dr Jordan B Peterson for not hanging my perfectly good drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog in his office.