“UberFacts: Smarter people tend to make sarcastic comments quicker than people who aren’t as smart.” @40kingsley tough call who's smarter!

Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Nipple squirrel ham

“BlownMind_Facts: Mosquitoes prefer biting people who are drunk.” Explains the bites in Ibiza!

I had no idea plyometric was another way of saying voluntary arse kicking #daytwo

“UberFacts: Blue-eyed people tend to have a higher alcohol tolerance than those with darker eyes.” True story

I salute the dj in kuikui last night #bangercentral

Nandos Redditch are recruiting. Send CV to [email protected]. Full & part time. Full training for griller and cashier jobs x

Chloe Heath 6-8?! What's the point 😂 omg I know, I think Becky Ross won the bet we had hahahahaha

If "😂" isn't one of your top 3 emojis, are you ok like are you happy in life?

💜 when your mum calls to tell you how beautiful and lovely one of your friends is and to congratulate you on picking well😂Chloe Heath

Cut it off and donate it to me😀 x.com/chloheath_/sta…

Tried Asda Redditch for the 1st time yesterday. Most of the fruit/veg shelves empty. What's the deal Asda?!

Great night out with the wife Becky Ross in Barcelona ! Big hugs X X

Will it? Are they? Could it be?! They are! They aren't!! He might just come out.. He's not coming is he... #Oasis #OneLoveManchester