Losing my fucking mind at this move here

You think that’s 4K playing on your streaming service? Huh

"cxs people see trans men as breeding stock that escaped the farm and must be wrangled back, and see trans women as vermin who prey on the calves and must be shot on sight."

Listen to Don Jr. explain that the real reason the Trumps had to sell memecoins was because no actual banker would lend them money. He says it was because of their politics—but anybody who knows anything about bankers (who definitely skew conservative) knows that if you’ve got

My dumb conspiracy theory is that this is framed like those shitty AI videos where it’s like “AVENGERS IF THEY WERE MEDIEVAL” because the studios are muddying the waters, looking to get everyone used to it so they can start using it themselves

pope leo i am begging you to declare the butlerian jihad

When you are the law and you cover your face, it’s because you know most people find what you’re doing to be morally reprehensible… that’s why the KKK did it.

Bernie catching strays

I love that ‘Responsibility’ is spelled wrong on the event flyer. Like, these mediocre Democrats can’t do anything right.

All this shows is dems could have passed a bill for the green new deal and ban states from opposing it for 10 years

Max rebranding to HBO max

Guy who’s spent his whole life convincing us that theres a secret government agency to track and get you now spending the rest of his life convincing you that the gov agency that is tracking and getting you isn’t real. Incredible. 10/10 no notes. He was CIA all along.

They're literally doing the meme

Notice how there’s like an article once a month about a Christian pastor assaulting children for the last 20 years and nothings ever been done about it, no investigations nothing

This is exactly something I’d post if I was a celebrity and I cheated on my partner

When you’re young you dream about the future of owning a home and a car Now you can dream that one day you’ll be able to afford a subscription plan to filter out fat people on Grindr

Go listen to a porn star talk about how gays are making society full of degenerates 10/10 no notes; the onion couldn’t write this if they wanted to

People were laughing at him as he talked about his house burning down because he was gay. I hate everyone. F our society and shame on everyone there