Tis the season to take Joe Carlasare’s money gambling on bitcoin

I’m strapped in

I just ran into Gareth Soloway at Chipotle. He was in shambles so I paid for his burrito. Sad.

Saylor is tapping the ATM right now like my ex wife wife at the slot machine

Saylor is about to orange pill 15 million people on Rogan. Nobody is bullish enough

I’ve put on a suit to facilitate my recruitment to join a bitcoin treasury company. DMs are open

Got a brand new Jeep wrangler as a rental on vacation. It’s a total shit box. Jeep people have lost their minds.

My feed is 50% fight videos. How do I fix this?

I hope someone notices my MSTR Nikes in the unemployment line

Windows laptops are steaming hot piles of garbage. They are mandated in my fiat mine and every day I want to throw it out the window. Microsoft and all of their products are terrible

I got smoked like a turkey on my November IBIT calls

United is the worst airline. I’d rather take a greyhound bus

wbd summary Danny: many btc treasury companies are down massively.... Saylor: YOUR QUESTION IS INSULTING AND OFFENSIVE!

angry saylor is what 2026 needed. higher we go

Going from Chat GPT to Claude is like going from BlackBerry to IPhone. I waited too long

Bitcoiners are learning in real time why leverage is on the same list as liquor and ladies

No longer having fun playing with my bitcoins

At least when Nakamoto blows up Bailey will have a thick head of hair for his LinkedIn headshot

Respect to everyone with the stones to buy the drop yesterday. shaquille o'atmeal caught the bottom almost perfectly.

Where is the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve audit? David Sacks