INMATE 1: What are you in for? INMATE 2: Bomb. INMATE 1: Pipe? Car?… Nail? INMATE 2: No, bath.

FULL-TIME: Hollands & Blair 5-1 Snodland Town

Fantastic night for the club as our U18s advance to the next round of the FA Youth Cup!! Some brilliant individual performances against a strong Chislehurst Glebe FC side but this one’s all about the team. 2-1 Hollands & Blair FC

FULL-TIME: Hollands & Blair 2-0 Rusthall

Bob Mortimer almost killed me once. On the May 5th, 1995 I couldn't breathe for laughing as Bob portrayed George Michael in this Stars in Their Eyes sketch on The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer.

A fantastic result today after a turbulent few months for Hollands & Blair FC, felt like we had some real belief and leaders out there today against a very good Punjab United FC side. All eyes turn to Dec 28 and the Medway derby against our friends from up the road Lordswood AFC

Absolutely ridiculous!!! I’m a golfer not an influencer…🙄

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Dear Virgin Media ❤️ still waiting for my call back. Your UK customer service is appalling as I’ve tried for two weeks to get a simple issue sorted and even when I get to speak to someone, I’m told I’ll get a call back and it doesn’t happen. #virginmediauk #virginmedia

Thanks Virgin Media ❤️ for taking off TNT Sports from my package. Turned on to watch the PSG V Arsenal game and it’s gone!!! No warning

FULL-TIME: Hollands & Blair 1-0 Phoenix Sports

FULL-TIME: Hollands & Blair 1-0 Herne Bay

3 months out - Debut Goal - Shooters Shoot! Hollands & Blair FC Emirates FA Cup Presence & Co. SCEFL League 🚀 ⚽️ #ASKABOUTME Simon🇧🇪🇿🇲 cheers for the assist #Linkuptv

❤️ Johnny & Mary

Am I the only one who switches off the TV & Radio if Jamie Ohara comes on as a pundit Sky Sports News

**Giveaway** Giving away a copy my book, "100 Football Situations". Situations every coach should know. To enter, just be following and RT/like this post. Draw 1 winner Tuesday. Click the link to see more or order the book a.co/d/f2jpphC

RIP Mani. One of the greatest bassists of his generation. We chatted over Messenger - he said he loved this rendition. Here’s my tribute, “I Am the Resurrection” ♥️ ᴍᴀɴᴄʜᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ™️ The Stone Roses

This deputy Madame speaker acts like a competition winner