A stock market crash is worse than divorce, you lose half your money and your wife is still around. #maga #builtnotbought

Can someone tell these Neanderthals the cross walk between Ksob and wells isn’t a road in Mumbai, let me drive my car. #shrinkmyschool

Talk about a glass half full. #shrinkthepop!

Love bringing the “guys” out to play. #LetEmBreath

Most Overrated Thing Of All Time: The Shower Beer. Water gets in and on the beer. Makes the beer way warmer way faster. Never actually know how many to bring in the shower. I could go on forever. DM me if you want smoke.

Fucckkkkkkkkk my life is hard. #doxTK

Ooooooo is it getting hot in here or is it just me?? #LetTheBoysHang

A picture that tells a 1000 words. #trumpsamerica

Yeaaaa I don't know what in the Jigaboo that national anthem was but I'm sure it got the colored folk swaggin. #ShrinkMyCountry

Feels so nice to decompress after a long day of studying in the uber rideshare curry melting pot (W2 on wells).

No words. Buying a coolatta at Dunkin hungover in the morning is like driving a Porsche with someone’s balls in ur mouth. #shrinkPHD

Feeling horsey.

LETS SHIT POST!

Thank god we have a white pope. Those sub-Saharan boys started monkeying around a lil too much for my likening.

You notice how when they make the decision white smoke comes out and when they don’t black (bad) smoke comes out.

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Only the best!! For daddy’s first born son to shoot 120 at Pebble Beach. #IfYourHomelessJustBuyAHouse

Playing in places you most certainly have heard of, and Billy Barbour, CFA can afford. #lifeshard