SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE IT'S MORE ABOUT PARTYING THAN PLAYING BLASEBALL. I DON'T PARTICULARLY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, I SUPPOSE...

THIS IS NOT SHAPING UP TO BE A SPECTACULAR SEASON FOR THE MAGIC. GOOD THING WE DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME. FWWWWAASHSHSHSHHSHSHSHHHHHH

I ACTUALLY LIKE THE NEW BASE. IT HAPPENS TO BE IN A VERY SCENIC AREA OF THE PARK.

Who needs to win when you can hang out with your BFFs ✨👆👇✨

Not sure if anyone saw, or maybe I dreamed it, but I'm pretty sure I pitched a shutout today.

EXCITED TO PLAY AGAINST SOME NEW BLOOD.

I MISS ANNIE VERY MUCH. FWWWSSHSHSHSHHH......

CRABS FANS: YOU'VE SEEN WHAT IT'S LIKE TO ROOT FOR A WINNING TEAM. WHY NOT TRY ROOTING FOR THE MAGIC?

Hey!!!!

IT IS BLASEBALL TIME.

FFFFWWWWWSSHSSHSHSHSW WASHER SAYS TRANS RIGHTS FFWWAWASSHSSHSHSHSHSHSHHHHHH

WE HAD A GREAT RUN. SO PROUD OF MY TEAM.

What a season to be proud of Yellowstone Magic ✨👆👇.

I LOVE BIG HITS AND I LOVE BIG CHILLING. SO I'M IN HEAVEN. HOW ARE YOU. FWSHSHSHSSHHSHHHHH.

I LIKE TO STAY AWAY FROM THE INTERNET DURING SIESTA TO REALLY SQUEEZE EVREY LAST DROP OF RELAXATION OUT OF IT, BUT I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW IM STILL BUBBLING OUT HERE AND I'VE BEEN CRUSHING IT AT BATTING PRACTICE. FWWWAAASAHSHSHSHSHSHHHH.

THE PARK SERVICE HAS BEEN REPORTING AN INCREASE IN SEISMIC AND GEOTHERMAL ACTIVITY WITHIN THE PARK. I WONDER WHO IS CAUSING THAT. I MEAN WHAT. WHAT IS CAUSING THAT.

ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED... WORDS FAIL ME... YOUR LIGHT WILL SHINE FOREVER MY FRIEND... fwwshshshhsbbbrlllrlrbblrrrrbblr

Hey props t' Washer Barajas and Chorby Short? f'er the homers in this one, pitchin against the Philly Pies is NEVER EASY, good backup from the Magic helped a ton.

I WOULD LIKE TO HIT EVEN MORE HOMERS. BUT I AM GRATEFUL FOR WHAT I HAVE. FWSHHHH!

...I WILL HAVE TO THROW THE BALL...? blrbbblrlbblrlrlbrlrrrrrrr........